SpongeBob Deep Sea Thoughts

• "If you're going to steal balloons, make sure it's Free Balloon Day!"
• "A neighbor's old-growth coral makes a great Christmas tree!"
• "A boot that squeaks is the best boot of all."
• "Don't let the jellyfish fool you: They look harmless, but THEY STING."
• "A horde of hungry anchovies equals another opportunity to prove you're employee of the month!"
• "With a little perseverance--and a lot of hanging lights--any day can be a holiday."
• "A brand-new morning means a brand-new pair of underpants."
• "If you were a lifeguard, that would be SO cool."
• "Jellyfishing: It's not just a sport, it's an adventure!"
• "In the right hands, a scrap of paper is a goldmine of entertainment."
• "A meowing snail is a happy snail."
• "The customer is always right. Unless he's hiding pickles under his tongue."
• "When someone ignores you, sing louder."
• "When you're waiting on a sea bass, the thing to remember is the pickles."
• "Who needs pockets when you're porous?"
• "Listen to your boss--even if he's a crab."
• "The "U" in "FUN" stands for YOU!"
• "When your big day comes, don't just be ready, be READY-EDY-EDY-EDY!"
• "A microscopic sea creature taking control of your brain doesn't have to ruin your day."
• "Don't forget! The 15th is Annoy Squidward Day."
• "Until you've used a diving board to help you get dressed in the morning, you haven't really gotten dressed at all."
• "Two jellyfish in your net today means two thousand jellyfish in your pineapple tomorrow."
• "If you're prone to sweating, it helps to be absorbent."
• "If you see a Dirty Bubble floating around, pop it. Pop it GOOD."
• "If your best friend lives under a rock, throw him the best rock-warming party of all time."
• "If you want to know what it's like to be a snail, take snail medicine."
• "The more times you tell a joke, the funnier it gets. Did I mention that I ripped my pants?!?"
• "Remember: If you want to look fancy, raise your pinky!"
• "To add flair to any dance move, bring it aaaarrouuuund tooooowwwn."
• "If somebody shows you their space rocket, try not to play with the controls. Even if you're going alien hunting."
• "When you tell someone something is theirs forever and ever, you should be absolutely, positively sure"
• "If at first you don't succeed, take your boating test again. And again. And again."
• "Bubble-blowing is all in the technique."
• "Wanna be scary? All you have to do is make your head round and--BOO!--you're scary."
• "If you can't figure out how to say what you mean, sing it instead!"
• "Even the smallest micro-organisms can have BIG personalities."
• "If you're being chased by a gaggle of angry squid, remember the reef blower."
• "When demonstrating martial arts, remember to show off ALL your moves."
• "Remember, it goes bun, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, pickles, onions, patty, bun."
• "One squid's scrap of paper is another sponge's afternoon of adventure. "
• "Planting a walkie-talkie in your head won't help you pass the test."
• "Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield the Golden Spatula."
 

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